MADEA IS REAL!!!!!!!!!

  O.K., pretty much everyone has laffed their a$$es off at a movie, T.V. show or play based on Tyler Perry's "Madea" franchise. But wat some people may not realize is that Madea is real. Now if you live in the hood this is common knowledge; everybody got a Madea. Hell I got two of 'em. But now that Mr. perry has exposed the Madea phenomenon to people outside the hood, I decided to speak on it a little bit.
   The term Madea is short for the phrase "Mother Dear" or "Mother Dearest" and is usually applied to someones grand, great grand or great, great grandmother. Typically she's gonna be heavy-set, wear glasses, have black with bluish gray hair, can cook like a mug and takes temporary and or permanent care of several generations of kids from all corners of the family and neighborhood. She hardly ever works but always seems to have plenty of money usually has one of two guns; a silver pistol or a shotgun. She's always tuff on you when you mess up, but her love is unconditional.
   These are just some of the identifying trademarks of a Madea. Feel free to add anything I missed under comments below. Oh yes, Madea is real, and depending on how you catch her, meeting her can be the best or the worst experience of your life.Don't say I didn't warn you.